I am writing this letter, not because I enjoy your loud noise and constant partying, but because it is somewhat interfering with my already crazy sleeping habits. Your laughter and loud voices are a great thing to lull me to sleep at night, but I do please ask you to cease and desist from using such loud volumes while talking. When I can literally comprehend every word you are saying from the floor above, I think we do have a problem at hand. I do understand we are in college and "girls just wanna have fun", but this girl does not want to have fun at 1 in the morning. All I wish to do is curl up in bed, with my dinosaur sheets and my Eeyore pillow pet and slip into a peaceful slumber. And dream of unicorns and rainbows and other pleasant things that I find joyful to my life. Thank you for taking the time to look over this letter, even though we all know it will not phase you one bit.
With all the love in the world..... Audrey Nokes